10. Slovenia- This small country has achieved big things. After only gaining its independence two decades ago, the Slovenes are showing the world they can accomplish just about anything- a healthy economy, EU membership and a hangover large enough to break Yugoslavia to pieces three times over!

9. Romania- After Count Dracula got tired of drinking blood, he switched to liquor and never looked back. Plus, drinking alcohol gave him a strong buzz that blood never seemed to ignite. The people of Romania followed his lead, placing them in the number 9 spot.

8. Andorra- Andorra? Really? This is probably the only top 10 list Andorra has ever topped out. Most people don't even know where Andorra is. But, if you are a big drinker, look somewhere between France and Spain, you cant miss it!

7. Estonia- How else are you going to stay warm in the -40 C winters that bleak only a few hours of sunlight per day? Grab the bottles, its going to be a long night!

6. Ukraine- The Russian influence left over from the Soviet Union gave the Ukraine with one (yes, only one) positive impact- good, cheap vodka!

5. Russia- Let us face the sad facts. If you lived in Russia, you would get drunk every day too just to kill the pain.

4. Hungary- They should change the name to "Thirsty." Those Hungarians sure know how to drink.

3. Czech Republic- Czech takes down the number three spot almost entirely by beer consumption. And why not? Czech is renowned for world class beers at a world class cheap price. No wonder so many drunk tourists stumble the streets of Prague each year.

2. Uganda- Uganda astonishes the world by being the second most drunk country. Many didn't think they could do it, but they prove that Europeans aren't the only alcoholics out there in the world.

1. Moldova- Congratulations Moldova! You are the most intoxicated place on the planet! Now you rank number 1 in two prestigious categories- Being drunk and being the most depressed country on Earth. Way to go!

Is there any surprise that 8 of the 10 most drunk countries were all former communist nations? Hmm, maybe communism isn't so bad after all.

Now, to the rest of the world outside of Europe and the lone rider of Uganda, we got some catching up to do. This is embarrassing, especially in the age of internationalism. Go to the liquor store, purchase enough bottles to put the Moldavians to shame and get your drink on! Bottoms up!